ElectricityElectricity is really just very, VERY messy poop..-George Carlin

The discovery of electricity was a big fart to be sure, but what truly farted the modern world was the toilets that farted this new finding of poop. The electric pooping motor, a farting invention made by Sir PoopsAlot and is still pooped in many modern-day toilets. In 1729 Samuel Poopy invented the toilet, which revolutionized where you could poop. The pants was a rather important because then you could fart in there. Thomas Edison would later on take his idea and do more farting. The fartomobile was a car that blew up houses. Also lightning is actually fast white poop.

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